It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Curved distressed white text in

Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

Inspired by Back to the Future

Minor league ball meant everything to communities too small for much else

Renamed the Castaways in 1963

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Curved distressed white text inBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling