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" and "1902" flanking a cartoon beet mascot in muted reddish-purple and green

Lassoing on roller skates across a desert is the kind of idea that only happens when a Phoenix sign painter gets fifty bucks and zero oversight

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Bold distressed block letters spell "TOSCHE STATION" in the center

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