I'd Ride That - Unisex Sweatshirt phoenix " and "1902" flanking a

" and "1902" flanking a cartoon beet mascot in muted reddish-purple and green

which statistically nobody is prepared for

" and "MAR VISTA

Smaller text at the bottom reads "in the SUNSHINE CITY OF ARIZONA

Golden-yellow bamboo-style lettering reads "THE LANAI" at the top

I'd Ride That - Unisex Sweatshirt phoenix " and "1902" flanking aJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching