I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather surrounded by scattered white snow

surrounded by scattered white snow dots

A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP

and birds in flight

Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

Opening during the 1950s bowling boom

I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather surrounded by scattered white snowClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker