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Ralphie's old man treated that fishnet-clad trophy like the Louvre just called

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President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Ralphie's old man treated thatGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif